Smart answers

Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight...

A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...😍 I want to give it to my wife..!!'
Lady: 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'

A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kamal doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kamal is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him ......

Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?
Son : Don't know 🤔
Mother : Devote some time to pay attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Aunty Yasmeen?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also 😝😜😜
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A cute excuse:
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting?
Student: One of my shoes was in mom's hand, and the other in dad's..😂😂😝😜

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Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on
"How to Cook !!! 😡👌😂😜😃😄
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Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Did u drink?????
Husband : no!
Wife:  Idiot!!! then why are you typing on a suitcase?!!!
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Ethnic Baiting amongst Nigerian Social Media users

Ethnic baiting is gradually becoming a sport by people who you will otherwise think as intelligent. Had a debate about Radio Biafra on someone's wall and some people just chose to ignore my views as an individual but always referred to me as "You guys", "You people" or "Your people". I'm sure if a white person had referred to any of them as "You People" or "Your people" they will be screaming racism and trying to get the person sacked from work or even imprisoned. 

Simply for being an Igbo person i was pre judged and stereotyped before people even tried to understand what point I was trying to make. Its quite unfortunate that a lot of Nigerians of all tribes are quick to notice when a person of a different race is being racist but are oblivious of their own bigotry when it comes to people of a different tribe

Ike Onwubuya