1. He who fights and run away?
Emeka: E don surrender be dat, nah fear catch am.
2. A rolling stone?
Emeka: E no fit just dey roll, nah person push am.
3. He who lives in a glass house?
Emeka: Nah rich politician e go be.
4. A stitch in time?
Emeka: E go prevent further tear tear.
5. Birds of the same feather?
Emeka: Nah the same mama born them.
6. One good turn?
Emeka: Nah correct power steering fit do am.
7. A bird in hand?
Emeka: Weytin e wan be again if no be barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken republic sef.
8. Half bread is better than?
Emeka: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.
9. A journey of a thousand miles?
Emeka: Nah d person wahala be dat oh. Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje?
10. He who laughs last?
Emeka: Get brain problem. Make dem check am oh, because nah beginning of madness be dat.
11. A patient dog?
Emeka: Nah beta hunger go kill am.
12. All work and no play?
Emeka: Nah bankers job be dat abeg.
13. Once beaten?
Emeka: Nah revenge go follow be dat.
14. A fool at forty?
Emeka: U never see dis country own.......Naija own start @50.
