Smart answers

Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight...

A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...😍 I want to give it to my wife..!!'
Lady: 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'

A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kamal doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kamal is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him ......

Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?
Son : Don't know 🤔
Mother : Devote some time to pay attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Aunty Yasmeen?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also 😝😜😜
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A cute excuse:
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting?
Student: One of my shoes was in mom's hand, and the other in dad's..😂😂😝😜

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Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on
"How to Cook !!! 😡👌😂😜😃😄
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Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Did u drink?????
Husband : no!
Wife:  Idiot!!! then why are you typing on a suitcase?!!!
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Wahala Dey O

In a WAEC English Language Examination, Emeka was asked to complete the following statements & this was how he did:
1. He who fights and run away?
Emeka: E don surrender be dat, nah fear catch am.

2. A rolling stone?
Emeka: E no fit just dey roll, nah person push am.

3. He who lives in a glass house?
Emeka: Nah rich politician e go be.

4. A stitch in time?
Emeka: E go prevent further tear tear.

5. Birds of the same feather?
Emeka: Nah the same mama born them.

6. One good turn?
Emeka: Nah correct power steering fit do am.

7. A bird in hand?
Emeka: Weytin e wan be again if no be barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken republic sef.

8. Half bread is better than?
Emeka: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.

9. A journey of a thousand miles?
Emeka: Nah d person wahala be dat oh. Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje?

10. He who laughs last?
Emeka: Get brain problem. Make dem check am oh, because nah beginning of madness be dat.

11. A patient dog?
Emeka: Nah beta hunger go kill am.

12. All work and no play?
Emeka: Nah bankers job be dat abeg.

13. Once beaten?
Emeka: Nah revenge go follow be dat.

14. A fool at forty?
Emeka: U never see dis country own.......Naija own start @50.

Joke of the day

Joke of the day😂

Armed robber: your money or your life?

Abu: I don't have money and I 

have given my life to Christ.

Armed robber: you are mad so what can I take from you ...

Abu: you can take my sins.....

Posted by Ike Onwubuya